26 1 / 2012
Seeing shit in comic sans does this to me.
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23 1 / 2012
These are the notes I write to myself in my sleep.
I don’t know what’s more frightening: the fact that I do not remember writing this at 4:54AM or the fact that “that” autocorrects to “tbag” on my phone.
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23 1 / 2012
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22 1 / 2012
Girl. So you realize when I come visit you I am demanding we make a trip there, right?
And like, you realize I am for the reals planning this trip right?
We are in Paris! We found the Eiffel Tower! (Taken with Instagram at Paris, TX)
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22 1 / 2012
Specifically for Leanne Young.
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22 1 / 2012
I’d watch this movie.
I Wish.
(via HelloGiggles – Old-Lady Movie Night: ‘You’ve Got Mail’)
(via hellogiggles)
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22 1 / 2012
“Don’t you Kerouac my ass.”
What are you doing January 28th that’s more important than going to my reading at The Torch Theatre at 7PM? Let me tell you what you can expect other than my ridiculously shiny hair:
1. Panic attacks (maybe.probably.).
2. Shaky voice.
3. Laugh-cries.
4. To say things to the person next to you like, “I feel sorry for that scared, but adorable, girl up there who keeps hyperventilating while she’s trying to read.”
5. Just a girl standing in front of [a hopefully full] audience asking them to love me.
Anyway. Don’t tell my parents or the weirdo I’m writing about for this reading because then they’ll all show up. Thanks. Also, this is a thing you have to pay for. I’m really sorry. I will not refund your money, but I like to think I am worth $7 to you.
More information here.
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19 1 / 2012
Fell asleep on the couch in my clothes watching Frasier last night. On a scale of 1 to Nick Nolte, how attractive is this to you?
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18 1 / 2012
Working Girl
This is what happens to me during a forty-five minute meeting about Twitter strategies.
Do you follow @offmadisonave, btw?
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