29 7 / 2014

trebled-negrita-princess:

cocojigglypuff:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

paradox-pentagram:

creolespice:

curvellas:

me walking down the aisle at my wedding

with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…


Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like


it got better

me coming to sneak some shrimp while everyone is distracted by the interruption.

Me in the background drunk as hell enjoying this shit like 

trebled-negrita-princess:

cocojigglypuff:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

paradox-pentagram:

creolespice:

curvellas:

me walking down the aisle at my wedding

with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…

Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like

image

it got better

me coming to sneak some shrimp while everyone is distracted by the interruption.

Me in the background drunk as hell enjoying this shit like 

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via justsay-youlove-me)

29 7 / 2014

(Source: manhood, via bbrmn)

23 7 / 2014

Over it.

Over it.

22 7 / 2014

I made James take this because I thought it was funny, but it may not actually be funny.

I made James take this because I thought it was funny, but it may not actually be funny.

21 7 / 2014

"Can I please pet your dog?" I’m at lunch with James and this god damn golden retriever in the restaurant won’t stop wagging its fucking tail at me. James keeps walking as I interrupt a woman clearly in the zone with her work laptop so I can pet her fucking adorable dog.

Fuck, her face reads, but she says, “Sure!” and I don’t waste any time; I get right in there and molest her god damn cute dog and his tail goes crazy and my hands go everywhere and I practically bury my face in its fucking neck and whisper all sorts of things like, Why are you so cute? and Do you like that? I see the woman’s heavy legs shift uncomfortably close to my cheek, signaling me that maybe it’s time for me to get the fuck out of there and I get out from underneath the table. 

"Thanks!" I say cheerfully and she doesn’t reply. I scamper out and meet up with James, who has already started the walk home. "That puppy was so cute!" I squeal. "People let me pet their dogs because they think I’m trustworthy. They don’t know that the first chance I have, I’ll snatch their dogs. I’ll just steal them and take them home and have a whole puppy colony." 

A woman looks up wearily from a meter away, overhearing us, she gives me a stink eye and picks up her tiny shih tzu dog before buzzing into her apartment. 

"I guess she heard me," I say to James.

"I guess so," he replies.

What that lady doesn’t know is that shih tzu’s are awful. I wouldn’t want her yappy fucking dog, anyway.

21 7 / 2014

James hates when I call it the S’needle. But that’s what it is. Also, @jamesmontemagno took this photo.

James hates when I call it the S’needle. But that’s what it is. Also, @jamesmontemagno took this photo.

20 7 / 2014

17 7 / 2014

How’s your drink?

How’s your drink?

12 7 / 2014

12 7 / 2014

12 7 / 2014

"There are not one, but two time travel episodes of Bewitched. One for each Darren." (at The Bewitched Statue)

"There are not one, but two time travel episodes of Bewitched. One for each Darren." (at The Bewitched Statue)

12 7 / 2014

Kennedy Up™

Kennedy Up™

11 7 / 2014

11 7 / 2014

at Xamarin

at Xamarin

11 7 / 2014

Found great coffee in Boston. Now I never have to leave.

Found great coffee in Boston. Now I never have to leave.