January 2010
RT @kellyoxford: 2010 is the new 2009.
My hair looks all film noir-y tonight. Man, if only I had my Kathleen Turner voice from 2 weeks ago to go with it.
December 2009
Jonathan Ames went out with Fiona Apple? My mind just exploded.
BRB writing top 10 list of the Top 10 Top 10 Lists Listing Top 10 Lists for 00-09. So far, the Top 10 Top 10 of ‘09 is the Top 10 Top 10s.
Lulz, I don’t have to work today or get up early, so naturally, I’m totally up at 7 AM without even needing my alarm.
If you’re celebrating, you want the best of everything. Including the atmospheh. - Jay Z
Original hipster.
iKinda love iCarly.
Too tired to shop.
The fact that you can pile whipped cream on it and still call it breakfast. #reasonsIlovewaffles
Hipster juice, @mr_craig, is 1 part Pabst, 1 part local band dirty drummer sweat, 1 obscure reference & a splash of cranberry juice cocktail
…Did I close the garage? BRB.
Of all the gin joints…
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Thou would rejoice with a madam who is but a gentlewoman in company, and yet conversely, an aberration in the bedchamber. #antiquerap
You blink and all the city lights are on. Like magic.
http://twitpic.com/vsv0x - This some kind of crazy beautiful. Reminds me of Sons of Pilgrims song.
My life is a Pixar movie right now. Expect 3D renderings soon.
On Regrets →
With four days left in the year, now’s the time to list the things I regret for 2009 (which, I’m so over by the way). I know I still have time to do something stupid before the end of the year, but…
RT @jennyslate25: Dear intervention- why did u just show that lady putting a needle in her neck?! I’m about 2 barf my oreo cakester all …
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New Rule for TV: Your daughter must be a sprightly redhead.
Somebody, I don’t remember who, once said they had the most fun when they didn’t have any money. This person was lying.
.@ckamrani Fashion is not just about materialism; it’s about having a sense of self-assurance, confidence, & pride.
At the Apple store, checking out dudes, but also getting my iPod fixed. Two birds. One stone.
Nothing like cracking open a new Moleskine. Smell that new Moleskine smell! Smells like pretentious desperation & burnt Hemmingway.
Knock off Chanel at H&M. →
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RT @Dav3Ston3: I’m feeling a little conspicuous with my new Ed Hardy iPhone case.
Shrunken heads were the pogs of the early 19th century.
David Tennent»»»»»»»»»»Everybody else ever
Two sticks of butter in my short bread, motherfucker.
RT @stephenfalk: Playing Scrabble with my sister is like watching a Ken Burns documentary about vowels. But with more second-hand smoke.
I am inspired to dress like African safari animals and/or Keith Richards.
One morning I woke up surrounded by a bunch of babes. It was like Babe Fest ’09 in my room. I felt like Diddy.
Oh, is this a flashback montage? What season is this from? Look at the TiVo guide.
It was an unfair representation.
Lists →
Things I don’t got: Money, Breasts Things I got: Rhythm, My man (my man being, at this point, fictional, but one day, you know)
No calories if you eat the batter from the spatula.
Um. Ira Glass lookalike at Borders. Um… we’re in love. He just doesn’t know it yet.
I’m stalking- I mean starving.
… Just kidding. I am totally wearing a long shirt and tights but not pants. MY TIGHTS WERE JUST THERE MOCKING ME! I could not resist.
Boots and skinny jeans today I think. Gonna really mind fuck everyone by wearing actual pants to family brunch.
… my mom made me put on “at least a postage stamp skirt or something. Please.” At least she said the magic word. Skirt.
On David Tennent →
Me: There aren’t a lot of things I wouldn’t let David Tennent do. Snorting crack off my ass for instance; That’d be OK if it were David Tennent doing it. Ally: I am pretty sure that’s how he stays…
Thank God for autotune so lots of little girls can grow up to live the American pop star dream.
.@Aspaul always sends me the best non-porn links.
I just ate baby Jesus and all of Santa’s reindeer. They were delicious. Ate them with gravy & potatoes. Like a good Jew.
.@aspaul and I are on the trail of gravy tears.