February 2010
I feel like I was dropped into a bad indie movie.
If anyone saw me right now they would think I was REALLY into sports. I’m watching the tv at the bar like I care. Yayyyy basketball…
In awkard circumstance and have just realized that I use my hair like a security blanket.
Um, I just got the most amazing spot at Four Peaks. I feel like a rock star.
Looking forward to the Garry Marshall film, “President’s Day.” Tom Hanks as George Washington is going to be, frankly, adorable.
Lindsay Lohan is allergic to blueberries, but I’m not, so point one for me.
January 2010
I’m throwing elbows. Or to be more accurate, tantrums, but you know.
.@aspaul “Drank a 12 pack of Pabst vomit green” #urbanoutfittersclothingcolors
.@aspaul As a Lohan/white American, I support this.
The Black Tuesdays #historicalindiebandnames
Rockefeller’s Traveling Band #historicalindiebandnames
RT @kellyoxford: Kathleen Turner just looked in the mirror and saw William Shatner.
The Muckraking Group and The Clean Cans #historicalindiebandnames
Dorothea Dix’s Walk of Shame #historicalindiebandnames
William McKinley’s Boyhood Home #historicalindiebandnames
The Manifest Destiny Indie Pop Experience #historicalindiebandnames
Elizabeth Cady Stanton and the Watson Twins #historicalindiebandnames
On This Is An Alexander Pope Walking Post →
Me: We had to write an essay about why we loved a certain critic of poetry from the Victorian era. I really, really, really wanted to write an anachronistic essay about loving Pope. I’d say how I…
Sorry. My dog is adorable (& sitting in a... →
StefiSpice posted a photo:
Shana naps on my laptop case while I do homework... →
StefiSpice posted a photo:
http://twitpic.com/10le5n - Sorry. My dog is adorable (& sitting in a breakfast tray!)
I got dressed at 5 PM after a day of doing HW & my parents were like, “Where are *you* going?” I felt ashamed saying, ‘to go watch tv.’
http://twitpic.com/10kzle - Shana naps on my laptop case while I do homework on a Saturday.
This is an Alexander Pope walking post. http://www.evohno.blogspot.com/
Watching ‘Hello, Dolly!’ It never gets old. The 11 o’clock number is amazing. Babs, that fierce bitch, kills it. I was born a gay white man.
Yeah. Watching new iCarly with the whole family like I’m 12 again.
Edmund Burke talks about “horror” & “terror” like Lady Gaga talks about her “monsters” so I am seriously picturing him in sequins & no pants
At Fez with @aspaul. Later, we’re gonna sell ourselves for clothing money.
RT @BillCorbett: RT @bstiteler “It took Tolstoy 6 years to write, by hand, War and Peace. Please think of that before you add “EPIC” to …
I kinda love 1.30 AM because all the British people I follow are just beginning to get their Tweet on. 140 character bedtime stories for me.
I am sort of growing attached to Jared (The homosexual cystic pimple who is renting out space on my chin for a week). He’s bitchy but funny.
I’m devastated that J.D. Salinger died. I guess the Unibomber and I have something in common today.
RT @sarahtuthill: “If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.” JD Salinger
Girls, when you turn into a woman, you have the choice of using either an iPad or an iTampon when you’re on your iPeriod. #latejokes
RT @stevehuff: Holden hated phonies. That said, I’m sure the thousands of people tweeting “RIP JD Salinger” really mean that, on, like, …
Quick 1 Min Oatmeal: You may look like oatmeal but, you sir, are no oatmeal. Still gonna eat you tho,but only bc we’re out of the real stuff
Thursday? How could it be Thursday already?
RT @johncabrera: RT @mariancall RT @sween Eating at a T.G.I. Fridays on a Monday tastes like lies.
RT @hotdogsladies: Winter’s craze for over-the-knee boots has made it harder than ever to know which ladies are hookers and which ones a …
On The State of the Union (Hills) →
This is the conversation Ally and I had with each other during The State of the Union address; me: I wish they had After Obama like Oprah has After Oprah. I just wanna see him on a couch like,…
Obama’s lips are like, purple. BB, if you’re cold, put on a sweater!
I wish they had ‘After Obama’ like Oprah has ‘After Oprah.’ I just wanna see him on a couch like, ‘Girl, I’m craving Pinkberry!’
I am guessing that a lot of men worked on the iPad because no sexy geek woman in her right mind would ever let Apple name it that.
Why is it so easy to watch 2 hrs of iCarly without falling asleep yet so difficult to read even 20 mins of Hume without eyelids falling?
iPad? Really? Really?
Stop. Shower time.
Just. I can’t. I- just click. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eClPM9XxYZs&feature=related
Cool. 11 PM and I just started studying.
RT @aspaul: According to NME readers, Zooey Deschanel is +.35 hotter than Katy Perry, but -.37 less hot than Hayley Williams of Paramore …
RT @diablocody: If you’re an Idol contestant and you have a child, you are legally required to talk about how said child “put everything …