January 2011
On Puppets →
Greg was all, “Qat” and I was all, “Suck it.”
Got my first “Sorry brb” from Tumblr. That was disappointing.
2010: A Year in Review
What a year! I’ve really stayed grounded despite everything. Actually, I totally was grounded at one point, but only for a month because I bought my mom a car, so we’re cool now and I know not to stay out late at after-parties. Even though, it’s totally unfair because my mom does it All. The. Time. Lead by example, y’know?
I had my first kiss this year. On camera at least. It wasn’t anything...
December 2010
Yeah. →
You could say it was a pretty big night.
I’m keeping to myself, Mr. @thepiratechris! Thank you very much.
Oh man. I’m writing an essay for work, so, yeah this is happening. RT @andrewkfromaz @stefispice umm, it’s better w/ bailey’s #truestory
This wind is pretty bitchin’. And by “bitchin’” I mean “scary.” http://tinyurl.com/2cart5b
Palabras Con Amigos
S: I am CRUSHING my cousin's wife right now.
Me: ....
S: LOL. At Words with Friends.
Me: Not with your lady dick.
S: 143 to 16
Me: WHAT?! 143 TO 16???? How the fuck is she that dumb?
S: She keeps getting shitty tiles. Also, in her defense, English is not her first language. Spanish is.
Me: So she can only play the word "No".
S: So really, I'm just a bitch.
Just punched myself in the face trying to pull my covers up. I’m awesome, if you couldn’t tell.
blua:
When I get married I’ll start an indie rock band and my wife can sing in Français and I’ll sing in pretty English poetry about everything that makes us cry and mad and happy. We’ll be like Win Butler and Régine Chassagne, I’ll shave her head and I’ll wear dresses. We’ll be so pretty and cry during sex. Everything will be beautiful.
I had this dream first, you guys.
I did not cry at Easy A. All you bitches, shut up.
drink your juice.: So I'm only gonna say this... →
on my mind a bit since everyone’s been talking about it. And I get it, it’s almost Christmas time and all of those “best of 09” and “best of the decade” lists are coming out and you’re most likely looking at yourself and saying “Hey, this is not ideal. There are some things I wish were different,”…
I’ve thought this, but never as eloquently as it is written here.
Fuck Yeah Existentialism: How Famous Philosophers... →
tysoncrosbie:
fuckyeahexistentialism:
St. Anselm On this day that which nothing greater can be conceived of was born, because that which is born into reality is greater than the greatest thing that can be conceived of that has not been born.
St. Thomas Aquinas God was born to some lady. Here I summarized it in this 15,000 page book,Summa Nativity.
Bertrand Russell Why I am not a Christian:...
“You invite things to happen. You open the door. You inhale. And if you inhale...”
– Dave Eggers (via loveyourchaos)
Vinyls.
My dad gave me crap this morning when I opened the new mid-priced record player he didn’t know he bought me on Amazon for Christmas which we don’t actually celebrate. “We used to throw these out!” he says, looking over the box. “And now you made me buy you a new one?” I say nothing. He continues, “Do they even make vinyls anymore?”
I actually had a...
Twitter
is over capacity on Christmas?
There are that many Jews on Twitter?
Sooo spicy. http://twitpic.com/3iac6c
RT @darthnowitzki: “Just wear long sleeve jorts.” “…those are called pants.” -@stefispice
I’m gonna show you a sexy, beachy wave.
leanne is the prettiest girl in the room of drunks downtown . except me.
Greg just teabagged at Lux. True story. http://twitpic.com/3gun4d
RT @andrewkfromaz: So it turns out @stefispice hates the bieb. #lame what’s next, is she gonna proclaim her deep dislike of the kings of …
The tweet below is MY FUCKING LIFE, you guys.
You haven’t heard of that band. Don’t pretend like you’ve heard of that band.
“I am Mila Kunis-ing the fuck out of you right now, too.” - @darthnowitzki
RT @morgan_murphy: Every single day, someone sounds more excited about a band I’ve never heard of than I’ve ever sounded about anything …
RT @ebertchicago: Desaturated Santa. Not PhotoShopped. Black and white is so great, it even makes Santa look better. http://j.mp/f6YzO6
Just spelled “delight” as “delite” in a paper. I’m both horrified and enchanted with myself over that.
That doesn’t help the fact that she’s a bitch.
Hyperboles will be the death of me.
RT @PetitFromageAZ: @stefispice #vomity added to dictionary. #like and agree.
Oy. Helpful hint, @cwgalli: The dudes in those ads are creepy. And turtlenecks work only for Steve Jobs and no one.
Oh my God. Why am I watching this and now live tweeting a Barbara Walters special?
BIEBER IS CANADIAN? OUTRAGE. America has claimed him as our own!
RT @tysoncrosbie: The Americans #fatindiebands
Side note: Kay Jewelers commercials make me vomity, which is a new word I made up to describe those Kay Jewelers commercials. Vomity.
I don’t drink much, @azhotdish. Maybe that’s my problem.
Congratulations, @clarendonhotel! Very cool.