February 2011
ZOOEY'S MISCELLANY: 20 great excuses for not... →
zooeydeschanel:
1. I don’t like this chair.
2. I’m tired.
3. I can’t remember what I am working on.
4. I’m simultaneously too warm AND too cold.
5. Adult attention deficit disorder.
6. Memories of childhood. So deep.
7. There are too many people fussing with chairs around here.
8. I’ve had too…
January 2011
Watch
BRING IT ON, directed by Peyton Reed (2000)
Saw this my freshman year of high school and it changed my life.
The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape →
lecourdubonheur:
brrrmmm:
mutations:
tparty:
thnafu:
squintyoureyes:
“This bill takes us backwards to a time when just saying no wasn’t enough to qualify as rape.”
Other types of rapes that would no longer be covered by the exemption include rapes in which the woman was drugged or given excessive amounts of alcohol, rapes of women with limited mental capacity, and many date rapes. ...
NPR Fresh Air: Public Radio Themed Valentine's Day... →
publicradiointernational:
nprfreshair:
I have absolutely no artistic skills whatsoever, but I think it’d be really hilarious to make some public radio-themed old school Valentine’s Day cards. I’ve come up with these slogans but I’m sure there are better ones:
Valentine…you’re like a breath of Fresh Air
If I told you how much I loved you, I’d violate Rule 47 CFR Part 73 of the FCC Radio...
thegarebear asked: stephanie you made a dirty joke out of a delicious dessert. how dare you!
Sometimes →
When I’m cleaning out my drawers to make room for clothing that isn’t from middle school, I often have to wonder just What The Fuck I was thinking buying some of the crap I bought. Case in point,…
Sometimes
When I’m cleaning out my drawers to make room for clothing that isn’t from middle school, I often have to wonder just What The Fuck I was thinking buying some of the crap I bought.
Case in point, what kind of weird goth girl phase was I going through when I encountered several black or off-black (“charcoal” if you will) t-shirts, all a size too small for me even today and...
Coachella is SOLD OUT...
thegarebear:
Hipsters everywhere and shit.
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Ask me stuff so I don't have to do homework. →
lolwut.
It freaks me out when the girl I just realized was only fourteen starts tumbling things like,
“I like rough sex. i wish a guy just 1 time wud bite me or pull my hair like i want hmi too.”
brb shuddering.
For months, I thought she was mimicking a teenage idiot. Then it turned out she was one. So there’s that.
I'm Still Here. →
Just so you guys don’t think I’m sitting around with a fist full of Cheez-Its, I’m writing. With both hands on the keyboard, starting at the home row keys all proper-like. Because I’m finished eating…
Gob?
Just so you guys don’t think I’m sitting around with a fist full of Cheez-Its, I’m writing. With both hands on the keyboard, starting at the home row keys all proper-like. Because I’m finished eating for right now. And they weren’t Cheez-its, they were yogurt covered pretzels. So there. This is my last semester at school, so I feel like my “oh my God what the...
“Some [state] cuts out there are obvious, look at Arizona. They just had a tragic...”
– Stephen Colbert (via kateoplis)
So ashamed to live in Arizona.
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What it's like shaving your legs with a dull razor...
drinkyourjuice:
I am a miserable Sasquatch, genetically programmed to be unattractive and weird. How is this taking so long? I don’t have 1 million hours to spend on you, calf.
What it’s like after you change the blade:
THIS IS SO EASY AND FAST! IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M SO FEMININE! WHY DON’T I SHAVE EVERY DAY? I’D BE BEAUTIFUL!
Repeat until death.
Remember when
at about 6:30pm on a Friday night, this kid Dave Gironda from the band Whisperlights called me, then my boyfriend, then me, then my boyfriend and then me and then my boyfriend until one of us finally answered and said, “Hey so, no pressure, and you don’t have to do this, but I’m dependent on you, but you don’t have to do this. Just know you’re my only hope.”
No...
NPR worries me sometimes
thelovableelitist:
“Burt Bacharach is the Vivaldi of his time.” That was actually said tonight. And I have no idea what it actually means.
Me either, which is surprising because I’m such an asshole.
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