01 1 / 2012

NEW YEAR’Z RESOLUTIONZ

paigebaker:

  • Be more conceptual/relevant/pretentious
  • Make less jokes about diabetes but more jokes about Toxic Shock Syndrome
  • Comment “no one cares” on more facebook posts no one cares about
  • Get around to writing my self-help book ‘I Blame The Internet, Sarah McLachlan, and God’
  • Send more mass texts
  • Find someone to love and cherish for 1 hour a day/5 days a week. Not too Atheist, not too Christian, really Jewish, there I said it.
  • Move the Advil everything to be accessible from bed.

Amen.

Pretty much all of this.

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