04 1 / 2012

nevver: Take Chances BE VAGUE. GET DATE RAPED. WRITE IN CAPS LOCK. MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. CREATE MEMES THAT ARE GENERALIZED SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ABOUT THEM. WATCH ALL SIXTEEN THOUSAND SEASONS OF FRASIER. GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. OR OFF OF YOUR PHONE AND TALK TO THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU. SAYS THE GIRL WRITING THIS ON TUMBLR. TRY NOT TO BE SUCH A CONDESCENDING ASSHOLE. DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU GUYS. SPEND ALL THE CASH THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR PARENTS THIS MONTH AT URBAN. SMILE BECAUSE JESUS LOVES YOU. REMEMBER TO DOWNLOAD A FEW DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HOW THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING TO YOUR NETFLIX QUEUE. BUT ALSO THAT ONE ABOUT HOW ALL FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU. LET’S GET OVER OURSELVES SHALL WE BECAUSE NOT EVERYTHING IS THIS MELODRAMATIC. I SWEAR.

nevver:

Take Chances

BE VAGUE. GET DATE RAPED. WRITE IN CAPS LOCK. MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. CREATE MEMES THAT ARE GENERALIZED SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ABOUT THEM. WATCH ALL SIXTEEN THOUSAND SEASONS OF FRASIER. GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. OR OFF OF YOUR PHONE AND TALK TO THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU. SAYS THE GIRL WRITING THIS ON TUMBLR. TRY NOT TO BE SUCH A CONDESCENDING ASSHOLE. DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING YOU GUYS. SPEND ALL THE CASH THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR PARENTS THIS MONTH AT URBAN. SMILE BECAUSE JESUS LOVES YOU. REMEMBER TO DOWNLOAD A FEW DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HOW THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING TO YOUR NETFLIX QUEUE. BUT ALSO THAT ONE ABOUT HOW ALL FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU. LET’S GET OVER OURSELVES SHALL WE BECAUSE NOT EVERYTHING IS THIS MELODRAMATIC. I SWEAR.

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