20 2 / 2012
Nope.
I finally had the courage to watch (well, kind of watch) the reading I did a couple weeks ago.
Here’s a list of things I thought while catching five seconds* of myself giving a reading:
1. STOP MOVING.
2. Oh, bad outfit choice.
3. STOP MOVING!
4. WHY AM I MOVING SO MUCH?
5. Do I have a mental disorder? So much moving!
6. I sound like a valley girl.
7. Stop moving, stop moving, stop moving for the love of God stop moving.
8. It is beyond amazing if anyone ever finds me attractive after seeing this.
9. Stop. Moving. I look like I’m a mentally challenged back up dancer for Rihanna.
10. Oh, cool, I got a laugh there. Okay, turn it off. I’ve seen enough.
*I could only stand five seconds of it before I wanted to die of embarrassment.
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